A new cardi on today,
It's navy blue, hip hip hooray!
Was sick and tired of grotty purple,
Oh shit! nothing else rhymes with....Shlurple?
Oooo should have said I'd like a drink,
Is sort of like the noise you'd think
Or make when you had had a suck,
But back to biology, oh fuck!
It is so dull I want to sleep,
Have a few winks, make not a peep.
Instead I have to learn meiosis,
Diploid, haploid, gametes, mitosis.
I honestly couldn't give a damn,
So, upon the table my head goes BAM!
To my ginger Friend

Oh becky youre so ginger and small
i wonder if you screw them all
those tiny midgets so like you
who run around, and have a poo
because they just cant help their bowels
it is scraped out with trowelsand trowels
not a nice job i hear you say
by gum youre right lets up their pay
yet still they moan and highly complain
so we hit them til theyre in pain
they cry and howl and clutch their heads
so then we throw them on their beds
we take you to them to quieten them down
threaten them with gingers, dressed like a clown
we tell them if you take a bite
theyll become like you, theyre hair alite!
Welcome to DA
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Our attitude toward life determines life's attitude towards us.
~ Earl Nightingale
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...Is a recession a type of parade? -Professor Percival P. Pigface. Blissfully unaware of the world's problems.
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I learn most my life lessons from Manga.
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I learn most my life lessons from Manga.
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I learn most my life lessons from Manga.
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I learn most my life lessons from Manga.
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I learn most my life lessons from Manga.
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...Is a recession a type of parade? -Professor Percival P. Pigface. Blissfully unaware of the world's problems.
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